TV Tonight

I was bored today and saw a posting for an advice writer on a small website. I read the posting, went to the website, and began writing an article as my application. Fifteen minutes in I realized the website I was applying to sucked. If the person in charge of that trash heap thinks they can make some money on the internet, it’s time for the return of MikeMuto.com.

If there is one thing I know about its TV. Well TV and Facebook stalking. Thankfully sports are on TV so I cover two hobbies with one medium, awesome (It’s not being efficient I’m really lazy).

Anyway, here are some TV highlights for tonight. After looking at the schedule Tuesday night is a terrible TV night. If you are my grandma you can watch back to back NCIS, or if you are a fatty from the Midwest I guess The Biggest Loser could be exciting for you.

There is always NBA basketball, but we all know only 3 teams matter this year. College basketball just started up. If the conference tournaments haven’t started yet I don’t care, or as I like to say when someone brings up college basketball “Call me in March”.

After closer inspection of the schedule, it gets better, Glee is on. (That is probably the cleverest joke I’ve made in the last few months, if you don’t get it I hate you) Gwyneth Paltrow is on tonight’s episode to show the world that she can sing so we will go see her new movie where she sings. I hope her PR person got a bonus for this innovative idea.

I hope your NBA team is playing tonight, I’m not sure if hockey is even on TV, or I pray you have something good Tivoed. If not go get drunk, that’s what I’ll probably do.